Iliza Shlesinger
June 11, 2013
posted by iliza from Twitter Jun 11, 2013 at 2:37am
Captian's Log: wrote from 2pm to 2am with a 2 hour break for dinner with @ellis5150. I might puke from exhaustion. Omg, so thin
June 11, 2013
posted by iliza from Twitter Jun 11, 2013 at 12:34am
Blanche, I told you. When you eat cat poop you lose your "outside" privileges. I'm not raising a garbage monster.
June 10, 2013
posted by iliza from Twitter Jun 10, 2013 at 11:25pm
Dear Bing, read what I wrote to Google+
June 10, 2013
posted by iliza from Twitter Jun 10, 2013 at 11:24pm
Dear Google +, no one gives a shit.
June 10, 2013
posted by iliza from Twitter Jun 10, 2013 at 11:24pm
Jesus, you twitter friend one Greek door guy and suddenly your "who to follow" list reads like the cast of Antigone
June 10, 2013
posted by iliza from Twitter Jun 10, 2013 at 10:21pm
"@HuffingtonPost: Obama to replace regulator bedeviling Wall Street with someone inexperienced http://t.co/g0TI2BwxMd" REGULATORS! MOUNT UP!
June 10, 2013
posted by iliza from Twitter Jun 10, 2013 at 3:24pm
Blanche, you watched me write for 5 hours and your reward will be not one but two toast scraps.
June 10, 2013
posted by iliza from Twitter Jun 10, 2013 at 2:28pm
Thank Heaven for Little...Carrots
June 10, 2013
posted by iliza from Twitter Jun 10, 2013 at 12:36am
Found a "summer to do"list from my best friend wrote me in 2002. "Go to raves, do sake bombs, sit by the pool, road trip to meet hot guys"
June 9, 2013
posted by iliza from Twitter Jun 9, 2013 at 10:13pm
I'm gonna stay up till about 5, that way I have something to do tomorrow. Sleep.
June 9, 2013
posted by iliza from Twitter Jun 9, 2013 at 7:46pm
I'm watching GOT at 8 not 9 bc I NEED TO GET ON WITH MY LIFE! @GameOfThrones Last episode,I need to get the pain of saying goodbye over with
June 9, 2013
posted by iliza from Twitter Jun 9, 2013 at 6:40pm
Blanche takes a wide stance, to support that big pub #pubNation #dailyBebo http://t.co/TQ5cotdLP8
June 9, 2013
posted by iliza from Twitter Jun 9, 2013 at 4:39pm
The perfect video to kick off the season finale of @GameOfThrones click it, I promise it's not weiners https://t.co/RfqLl0MpvG
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