Captian's Log: wrote from 2pm to 2am with a 2 hour break for dinner with @ellis5150. I might puke from exhaustion. Omg, so thin
Blanche, I told you. When you eat cat poop you lose your "outside" privileges. I'm not raising a garbage monster.
Dear Bing, read what I wrote to Google+
Dear Google +, no one gives a shit.
Jesus, you twitter friend one Greek door guy and suddenly your "who to follow" list reads like the cast of Antigone
"@HuffingtonPost: Obama to replace regulator bedeviling Wall Street with someone inexperienced http://t.co/g0TI2BwxMd" REGULATORS! MOUNT UP!
Blanche, you watched me write for 5 hours and your reward will be not one but two toast scraps.
Thank Heaven for Little...Carrots
Found a "summer to do"list from my best friend wrote me in 2002. "Go to raves, do sake bombs, sit by the pool, road trip to meet hot guys"
I'm gonna stay up till about 5, that way I have something to do tomorrow. Sleep.
Egret!!!!!! You crazy bitch!
I'm watching GOT at 8 not 9 bc I NEED TO GET ON WITH MY LIFE! @GameOfThrones Last episode,I need to get the pain of saying goodbye over with
Blanche takes a wide stance, to support that big pub #pubNation #dailyBebo http://t.co/TQ5cotdLP8
The perfect video to kick off the season finale of @GameOfThrones click it, I promise it's not weiners https://t.co/RfqLl0MpvG